Should I Text Him?

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- cologne-drenched shopper approached me -BlahBlahBlah- asked me out "for ice cream." I told him -BlahBlahBlah- we could meet later if he wanted. -BlahBlahBlah- first date ended up being breakfast, -BlahBlahBlah- a ride in his canoe. -BlahBlahBlah- pouring on the romance, -BlahBlahBlah- He would have slept with me too, on the first date, but I wouldn't let him. -BlahBlahBlah- I haven't heard from him since our 3rd date several days ago. Do you think he is a player who just gave up because it was too much work to seduce me? -BlahBlahBlah- I found him insanely attractive -BlahBlahBlah- I wonder if I should just casually text him -BlahBlahBlah- re. if he wants to get together 'later'? -BlahBlahBlah-


Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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I'm not saying that a girl is boring if she's the type that sits around waiting to over-analyze a guy's next move. But, it is pretty boring to date a girl who does that.

True, you've only been on three dates... why lift a finger, right?

If a guy is dating you to get himself in front of you then you can look forward to 3 pretty good dates. After that, he's out of gas.

I can't say whether that sex rule, known as the "3 Date Rule,"is limited to three dates because guys run out of gusto by the third date, or if perhaps a guy's gusto is only charged for 3 dates because of the rule. Either way, it is what it is.

You find this guy insanely attractive, you're not sure if you should text him, and you haven't fucked him yet.

What are you, a fucking princess?

I'm not saying that you owe the guy sex but if you're not letting on that you might be dtf, then you've exceeded the cap.

This doesn't mean the guy is opposed to kicking it with you, but if he is a player, he probably stopped reading into you when you broke $160.

My advice to you: Get a bottle and a board game, and invite him over for an In-Call. (Not Scrabble... your turns probably take too fucking long.)

He's Making Me Feel Self Conscious

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- my boyfriend is allowing a few people to have a mardi gras party at his roommates and his house. -BlahBlahBlah- He said that he wants to be the doorman and girls can't get in unless they "show him their tits." -BlahBlahBlah- since then he keeps saying "the more boobs the better." -BlahBlahBlah- makes me feel terribly self conscious. -BlahBlahBlah- Am I completely wrong for being upset about this? Or am I being too jealous? -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-

PS I'm not fat or ugly -BlahBlahBlah-

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b360/xX_afi_chik_Xx/DSCN0116.jpg

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Did you pick that fucking picture to give me an idea of your breast size, or do you always bust out the camera and duck-face in tit shirts?

I'm sure you've asked your tit mongering boyfriend to be more respectful of you, but he knows he doesn't really have to listen to you.

What are you gonna do? Leave?

Your self esteem is so shot that you qualify yourself with post scripts!

"PS I'm not fat [nor] ugly. [here's a pic of me duck-facing in a tit shirt.]"

What's the process of thought behind that? That if you were fat and/or ugly that you'd be deserving of this shit?

I'm not talking to the fucking lylab guys when I say this... But, here's a shout-out to all the solid dudes out there who got dismissed simply for liking a girl who said to herself "that guy seems like he likes me, which probably means he's a creep, because only a creep would like me because I suck."

Duck-face, don't you see that tit mongering d-bags wouldn't have been able to procreate had their mates possessed a healthier self esteem?

You really need to come up with more descriptors of yourself, beyond The Not Fat [nor] Ugly, Duck-Facing, Tit Shirt Girl.

My advice to you: Bone a different dude. I know that sounds like a trashy move, but you're not going to grow with your current boyfriend so you're already pointed in the bone a different dude direction; just wrap it up and get out of there. You'll probably find the different dude refreshing too.

Getting Dogged and His Friend Wants Me

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- been dating this guy off and on for two years -BlahBlahBlah- he always cheated on me -BlahBlahBlah- got back together a few days ago and im already hearing shit from his close friend josh who wants me and travis to break up so he can have me -BlahBlahBlah- i told him we are only close friends and thats all we will ever be -BlahBlahBlah- he told me a few minutes ago that travis has another girlfriend -BlahBlahBlah- should i believe him or not i dont think he has ever lied to me before -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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First off, it doesn't matter what you tell these guys because they know that what you say is bullshit and sooner or later you'll bend over for them.

Next I'd like to point out the fundamental difference between these two phrases:
"[He wants me to break up with Travis] so I can be with him."
"[Blah Blah Blah] so he can have me."

Your phrasing illustrates the roll you play in this scenario. You're not a girl, you're a thing.

You're with Travis because he wears a gold chain and his brother's cologne. Enough girls want to be with him, and his friend probably has fucked up teeth or some ambiguous nickname like "Janks."

This guy is talking shit about Travis behind his back, and I'm pretty sure their friendship is not on the line. If you were Travis' bottom bitch, it would probably cause beef between them. But, this is more of a - one man's trash is another man's treasure - sort of scenario.

Homie is just looking for a dose of self esteem and you're his easiest opportunity.

This is also an opportunity for you to finally take control of a situation.



My advice to you: Get with Travis' friend. Play him like a puppet, do some damage to their friendship and like yourself a little better.

Picking a Man

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- Well im like reaally atracted to these 3 guys -BlahBlahBlah- all have different personalities but the thing is they all are major players. -BlahBlahBlah- 1 chris he makes me feel like he likes me and the next second he gives me like one of those o great its u again hugs. -BlahBlahBlah- 2 aj hes adorable sweeet loving of his gfs and yet a player .he likes talks to me about things he cant even talk about wit his guy friends. -BlahBlahBlah- 3. felipe hes sexy as hell hes strong as HeLl he definaetly nose how to dance and he makes a good first impression completely funny and ahhh he just likes anything u could ever ask for lol but once again a player -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Something tells me you can have all three!

My advice to you: Give these guys a reason to respect women.