Waste of Time

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- about a month ago -BlahBlahBlah- local diner -BlahBlahBlah- really hit it off -BlahBlahBlah- Lisa is a beautiful woman -BlahBlahBlah- all I have ever wanted. Here is the problem. -BlahBlahBlah- visiting -BlahBlahBlah- too much to drink. Mary ended up getting really tired -BlahBlahBlah- insisted that I stay and chat with her daughter, Lisa who is about 26 years old -BlahBlahBlah- visiting for the weekend -BlahBlahBlah- really hit it off -BlahBlahBlah- I ended up crashing out in the spare bed room -BlahBlahBlah- 30 minutes later I was awakened when Lisa -BlahBlahBlah- We ended up having amazing sex probably until around 5:30 am. -BlahBlahBlah- about 10 am Mary came into the room, -BlahBlahBlah- her and I ended up having sex. -BlahBlahBlah- went out for breakfast -BlahBlahBlah- neither of the two girls were aware that I had sex with both of them earlier -BlahBlahBlah- like to keep building my relationship with Mary but -BlahBlahBlah- if the cat was to ever come out of the bag -BlahBlahBlah- also left with the desire to see Lisa again too. -BlahBlahBlah- what I should do.

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Consider yourself lucky. Had this happened on a farm, your penis would have been cut off by the farmer, or stuck in something he owned until the bank foreclosed on him.

All that befell you was herpes.
I'm sure you got herpes because girls who sneak into bed to F men who are old enough to be their dads [SLASH] mom's bf - and then leave after giving you herpes until 5:30am - usually have herpes.
(They also very much enjoy "it" raw.)

On the upside - you'll be happy to know - you'll never have to feel guilty about giving herpes to Mother Mary because she literally caught it from low-Lisa and the thin coat of residual skank left on your penis.

You are such a piece of shit. Fuck you for being the kid in preschool who turned the water color sets brown/gray because you couldn't comprehend dipping the fucking brush between colors.

Ps. your art was shit.

My advice to ALL of you: Don't waste my time with these fucking bullshit submissions. (and had this happened in real life, I would have suggested that you get as much mileage out of the daughter, and drop mom asap because the damage is done.)