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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah-So my question is, is this domestic down time really the most favorite style of being with a woman. Or is it that it takes the least amount of effort , cheapest and most relaxing? It`s not that I expect to be entertained all of the time, but once in a while doing something is nice, and it seems to be like pulling teeth with alot of guys. They seem to just want to chill at home.
Sincerely,
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Look, the endless pursuit of pussy puts single guys in an awful situation. We're practically forced to go to the places where you like to go, and you don't even notice that we show up. Then you cut in front of us in line to order your fruity, 7-minute drinks, and then the fucker who let you cut gets tipped for taking the cap off my $4 beer.
While you're there having a good time with your friends, we're fucking miserable. We can't even chat with each other because your slut jams are too loud to yell over, yet we remain convinced that going to these places is worth the risk of a D.U.I.
And what do we have to show for all of this? A hang-over, fast-food trash and an over-draft fee.
Regardless of how much we go out, we end up meeting you. And then we get dragged out by buddies to the same stupid places you like to go - and no longer wrapped up in the hunt - we realize that we'd be having more fun at home with you, tickling your left foot, while your right foot throws kicks at our face.
So, post this revelation, it's decided that going out is literally worse than a kick in the fucking face!
Had you attempted to match HALF the efforts we put in - before we even met you - you probably wouldn't suck so bad at Xbox.
My advice to you: If you want to go out, then do a better job of selling us on it.
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I call B.S., blogger.
ReplyDeleteIt's true that some YXers have expended considerable amount of effort on trying to get laid but in femmeland we have a word for these folks... it's douchebag. And conincidentally there is a word for girls that go and bang guys they meet in clubs- hoochie. Every other 20-something knows that you go out to parties/clubs & give/receive digits/dates from douchebages/hoochies, not because you want to hook up with them, but because you want to hook up with their non or rarely clubbing somewhat-normal friends.
Advice seeker: If you can't convince him it's fun then get a hobby instead of insisting he go to the mall with you every other day.