Should She Dump Her Pervert Boyfriend?

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Dear Right Advice
-BlahBlahBlah- they were talking about a future together. -BlahBlahBlah- he was spending so many nights up late on the computer. -BlahBlahBlah- she actually installed a keylogger on his computer -BlahBlahBlah- live porn site every night for hours. -BlahBlahBlah- he had some fantasies -BlahBlahBlah- she-the cam stripper- pretends to be the mother, strips nude and wiggles around and masturbates in front of him -BlahBlahBlah- she told him she knew all about what he was doing with cam strippers -BlahBlahBlah- He denied doing it -BlahBlahBlah- With the keylogger on his computer she could see exactly what he had been doing -BlahBlahBlah- She wonders if she should end it with him. She says the lying about it is as bad as the actual porn.

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Your poor friend. Having the girls at her office gathered around her computer while she opened batches of emails, with screen shots from the keylogger, showing her boyfriend M-bating in tandem with a cam whore, must have been mortifying.

I can't believe he gave your friend permission to download keylogging software to his computer... oh wait, HE DIDN'T! Your shitty friend just went ahead and did it. If your shitty friend were a private investigator, she would have lost her lic. for that.

For those who live in the real world, I must state that if you meet a guy who M-bates to cam whores, you probably met him on the internet. And when you meet a guy on the internet you need to keep in mind that he's formed a habit (probably over years of routine) of going home after work and assing it in front of the computer till bedtime. It's sort of like meeting a girl who's had a cat for 3 years- but even though his house doesn't stink like shit, and sitting on his furniture won't fuck up your clothes, Party B has no business judging Party A on lifestyle decisions prior to the relationship.

And did I read that this guy is paying a women to act out his oedipal fantasies? Apparently this guy seeks a compassion he can't find for free.

My advice to your friend: Tell your boyfriend that you committed espionage against him and part knowing you got dumped for a cam whore.

1 comment:

  1. I'll have to agree with blogger.

    You're 'friend' is what gives the rest of us femmes a bad rap. Because you (*cough I mean, your 'friend') had to go all Double-0-Low-Self-Esteem she now knows what any one who chooses to wait more than 3 dates to move in with a guy finds out in the second month: dude is nasty. He probly gave signs prior to imaginary e-banging his mom but you chose to ignore them. Like, remember that time he wanted to do it while you were in an apron? Yeeeeaaaaah....

    But look on the bright side (or have your friend do it or whatever) after you call it quits with homie the keyboard should stop sticking.

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