Paying for It

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- trying to find a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I have finally contemplated paying a prostitute. -BlahBlahBlah- tired of watching porn and masturbating every day. -BlahBlahBlah- I have done the following throughout all those years:a- Striking up conversations with random women at bookshops, music shops, museum, club, department stores, -BlahBlahBlah- to get to know women through my social circlec- Online --BlahBlahBlah- dating instructor -BlahBlahBlah- guy friends. -BlahBlahBlah- girl friends -BlahBlahBlah- I’ve asked women at all different levels of attractiveness, -BlahBlahBlah- in their 40s and 50s. I never discriminate -BlahBlahBlah- I’ve spoken to women from all races, cultures etc. -BlahBlahBlah- hundreds of women, -BlahBlahBlah- different techniques. I don't think I've met a woman who has been attracted to me.-BlahBlahBlah- I'm not that attractive, nor do I have any status. -BlahBlahBlah- No results, no girlfriends, no dates, and absolutely no interest from the women I talk to, -BlahBlahBlah- Depression and loneliness -BlahBlahBlah- I feel alone. -BlahBlahBlah- Yesterday I was rejected again. They take one look at me, and they just don't want to take a chance. -BlahBlahBlah- bitter at the superficiality of people. -BlahBlahBlah- rejected by older women -BlahBlahBlah- ugly women as well as pretty, tall/short, of any race/ethnic group -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Jesus Christ! When someone tells me they are finally considering the option of a prostitute, and then follow it with a fucking novel, I'd expect that prostitutes would be mentioned at least one more time.

You obviously haven't tried everything because you haven't tried WHAT WORKS.
I could tell you to practice a proud, presidential look in the mirror, then take 1 hour walks each day as drills to keep your head held high, but you're not gonna do that.
I could tell you that the 4th finger on a pimp's hand is named indifference, but that message would be lost because you over value the tang.

I could tell you that prostitution is no more legal than rape, and is just as devastating to a woman's soul, but EVERYONE would dispute that (even prostitutes).

You've got some serious self esteem issues, Bra! You need therapy. Not like doctor therapy, but you need some serious practice with the baby steps. A person's value is impossible to quantify; there's no number or grade you can measure someone with. This is why people who don't value themselves seem unattractive; they appear worthless.

This is why an indifferent scrub still gets laid more than a squeaky clean groomer who anticipates a "No," when he approaches countless women.

AND PEOPLE WHO DESCRIBE THEMSELVES AS LONELY ARE FUCKING CREEPY!

My advice to you: Stop thinking the tang will fix you and stop making such a shitty first impression.