Alien Boyfriend

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- lost his student visa. -BlahBlahBlah- The only way for him to stay -BlahBlahBlah- we are both really young -BlahBlahBlah- I come from a relatively respectable family -BlahBlahBlah- simply cant marry him just to give him citizenship! -BlahBlahBlah- love him very much -BlahBlahBlah- he's saying that he has to find someone who is willing to marry him -BlahBlahBlah- finish school -BlahBlahBlah- real job -BlahBlahBlah- he says since i'm not willing -BlahBlahBlah- cant be together. -BlahBlahBlah- know that he loves me very much -BlahBlahBlah- it's hurting him to make this decision. -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Yo Fairytale, young marriage is a fucking joke so it's not like you need your wealthy family to reserve grand central terminal for spring of 2013. You can just go to the courthouse and get him to drop 100 bucks at the cheesecake factory.

He's probably already run that option by you.

But if you take marriage so fucking seriously, at your age, then convince him to go back to Japan and if it's [Blah Blah Blah] then love shall endure. If you don't end up cheating on him then the long distance relationship should emaciate your social life down to just coworkers. Then life will be so boring that marriage will actually become a realistic joy.

My advice to him: Tell a jailhouse pen pal that you'll do her christmas shopping for the three years you're required to be married to a citizen.