Baby Breaking Free

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- daughter is now one -BlahBlahBlah- climbing out of her walker. -BlahBlahBlah- figured out how to -BlahBlahBlah- carseat and -BlahBlahBlah- little seat belt things in the carts at stores. -BlahBlahBlah- How do I get her to stop this? She scared the hell out of her dad the other night -BlahBlahBlah- climbed out of -BlahBlahBlah-. The way our house is, we can't put up baby gates. -BlahBlahBlah- So we can't confine her -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
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One years old is fairly young to be outsmarting child proof shit. It's called autonomy and kids love it. It's what allows them to comprehend not shitting themselves. Has anyone suggested the old trick called Super-fucking-vision??????

My advice to you: Stop turning your back on your kid and swaddle her hands with mittens when she's in the car.

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