Good Friend has Horrible BF

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- i get a call almost once a week -BlahBlahBlah- about how her BF has done something crappy agian,-BlahBlahBlah- She says he is usually sweet and nice, ive never seen it -BlahBlahBlah- he makes good money and all but i cant see her dating him for that. -BlahBlahBlah- back story -BlahBlahBlah- My question is even though i would not mund dating her i would just like her to date someone that she is happy with period, how can i get/help her move on to someone else? -BlahBlahBlah- she keeps going back. -BlahBlahBlah- stereotypical girl -BlahBlahBlah- dating guys that are just flat out douche bags -BlahBlahBlah- why do women stay with horrible guys?

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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You can call him a douche bag, but I'm betting there's only a few differences between him and you:
she's fucking him,
when she goes to him for vindication he has ALL the facts,
and when he talks to her about the relationship, he's not hoping they'll break up.

Once you get a little Stank on your Hanglow you'll quickly realize that you're also a douche bag. And once you join our club, you'll say what we all say.
"I'm not a douche bag, I just value myself and now girls want to suck my dick."

My advice to you: Take his side when she calls and maybe you'll finally get a taste of the whiney fucking fury which girlfriends harbor for guys who have grown tired of pretending to be wrong.