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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- had sex with 6 guys. one of witch i had sex with twice in the last year. -BlahBlahBlah- know all of them except one guy -BlahBlahBlah- however we became bestfriends -BlahBlahBlah- a year ago i lost my virginity. -BlahBlahBlah- my friends say that im not a slut -BlahBlahBlah- i think of it as doing slutty things. -BlahBlahBlah- should i take it slower? -BlahBlahBlah- highschool -BlahBlahBlah- live it up -BlahBlahBlah- i get those comments like whore, easy, skank. -BlahBlahBlah- i love having a good time and its sooo hard to find a boyfriend.
Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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You can only call a girl a slut until she gets her Bachelor's degree. Until then the formula is:
Your Age - 14 = the number of guys you can have sex with before you're a slut.
What's great about that equation, is that you can have as much sex as you want, with the same guy, and your slut stock will not budge. It's a lot like being a thief; you can steal all you want but ultimately your judgement will be based on the amount of witnesses they can produce.
Unfortunately, you've got it backwards. You've had sex 7 times, with 6 different guys. And it's all been in the past year! Sorry kid, but your option to "slow down" went out the window three dicks ago. The school year is only 9 months long! But to be fair, we'll just say that you are fucking a different guy once every two months.
At this pace, in 8 years, your fiance will find himself vomiting to the tune of over-50-different dicks casting their molds in his wife to be.
And you'll be rubbing his back saying, "Sorry, it was just really hard to find a boyfriend."
My advice to you: Do what most high school sluts do. Either get pregnant for the unconditional love of a child, or work really hard to get into an out of state college and leave your slutty past behind.
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hi, am always falling in love with guys who are good looking easily, but am always afraid of dating them.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all- always take a shower. You dont know what kind of cheese builds up in teenage boy wiener... Second, Tupac once said, "I don't mean to sound sleazy by tease me- I dont want it if its that easy." Boys your age are barely aware of where to put it- let alone what it means to literally have some one inside you.
ReplyDeleteForreal- you're humanity is just as important as anyone else and it's a pile of shit that we live in a society where men are awesome playas if they have sex with multiple women and women are sluts if they have sex with multiples men. The real shit: have sex with people you feel comfortable with/ really and genuinely want to be with... and the rest is just hip-pop.
Having a "good time" means doing shit because YOU want to- and not because some smooth-talking 35 year old fuck convinces you... That's a pimp; not a boyfriend