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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- she wants to have sex with me and im a virgin -BlahBlahBlah- during oral i can stay hard really hard and when i go to put the condom on i get soft -BlahBlahBlah- i used to masterbate alot all the time but i stoped -BlahBlahBlah- thought if i would do that then i could stay hard -BlahBlahBlah- over come my stress and my shyness -BlahBlahBlah- get so mad at my self i start to cry when i cant give her what she wants..(yes she has had sex twice) -BlahBlahBlah- is there foods out there that i cant try or something that dont have to involve a credit card or ur parents finding out i dont want my mom to know im this way i really want to have sex with her too but i cant stay hard could u please give me some advice (please)
Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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I try to stay true to redacting all the bullshit from people's letters, but the end of yours was so adorably retarded that I had to share it with everyone. Oddly enough, refusing to use commas, and wanting to have sex with your mom are behaviors which are not 100% mutually exclusive.
My advice to you: The food you're looking for, which will help you get over your shyness/stress and prime you to fuck, is called booze.
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My personal advice would be, do not try any food and I most certainly would not try booze, you want to remember the first time you have sex.
ReplyDeleteI would say though if you go hard and then go soft, personally either, talk to your partner and discuss it and see if there is a way she could turn you own e.g - hand-job or blow- job or something which will get you hard, you should then be able to put a condom on. Don't worry if it does not work the first time.