Her Friend Warned Me.

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- A month ago I met a beautiful woman. -BlahBlahBlah- keep telling eachother how rare and amazing the other is -BlahBlahBlah- in the past she had difficulty committing but after meeting me -BlahBlahBlah- it was because there was always some issue that prevented her from doing so. So she has to move across the country -BlahBlahBlah- I am going to move too. I need change in my life and she is really rare and special. -BlahBlahBlah- she invited me to a friend's place -BlahBlahBlah- her male friend said I should be careful because she has a tendency to break hearts because she will move on. Since then I have asked her questions, not directly with what he said but rather -BlahBlahBlah- why they ended. I got a bit of a different story -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Whether he was lying to scare you off, or telling you the truth to protect you - one thing is apparent when her friend says that behind her back - Your girlfriend is retarded.
Either because she picks friends who will shit on her when she's out of the room, because she'll forgive such a friend, or because this friend is convinced that he'll one day get to fuck her... She's retarded.

And you're MORE retarded for thinking that following some month-ago trim to New Dickland is a good idea.
Do you even know what's in New Dickland?
New Dick!
And you know what you will be?
Baggage from Old Dickville!

Once you and your retarded girlfriend get to New Dickland, you're either going to settle for a shitty apartment 3 transfers from the action, or you'll take a leap into a check-to-check lease that's barely affordable.
Bottom line, she'll be going out... a lot... without you.
And she'll be making friends with Shit-on-you dudes until she finds herself swinging from new-dick to new-dick and then, finally, you're scrambling for a new roommate.

My advice to you: Let her get established out there with a 3 month head start.