Trying to Fade the Girl Next Door

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah-i was drunk with some of my new friends and had just met my new neighbor next door. i ended up getting a bj in her room and all my friends had been watching through the glass window that i had forgot to close. -BlahBlahBlah-girl is not attractive. Period. -BlahBlahBlah- since everyone already saw me hook up with her -BlahBlahBlah- might as well sleep with her for a while. -BlahBlahBlah- she tells me that her super hot gorgeous friend wants to have a threesome with me and her! -BlahBlahBlah-Its been two weeks now since she said that. Is she using her friend as leverage so that i dont leave? -BlahBlahBlah-only reason im still sleeping with her is because i want the threesome, maybe she can see that too? -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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You will never have a threesome with her super hot friend.
Lets review the facts.
You tried to impress your new friends by humiliating the girl next door with a showtime.
You've made this - not attractive - girl your booty call.
You continue to sleep with her in hopes that you'll get to have sex with a super-gorgeous girl.
For whatever reason (most likely being that you're a pariah), you're obviously not the type of guy who gets to sleep with super-gorgeous girls.

Further more, I'm inclined to believe that the only girl willing to sleep with you is this unattractive girl, next door.

Why ruin a good thing?

Seriously.

But if you insist, then let me share a story with you.

Long ago, in the suburbs, the high school lunch lady had a son who lost his virginity hanging with a crew of misfits who used to run trains on girls with low self esteem. Being that it was his first time, he was at the end of the train, which meant he got to cuddle with her while his boys smoked cigarettes in the back yard. In that magic moment, he asked her to be his girlfriend and she said "okay."

Do you see where I'm going with this?


My advice to you: Make friends with a guy who's more pathetic than you. Bring him by and talk this girl into having a threesome, where you'll play the role of the super-gorgeous one, who ups and leaves when it's finished. If they don't fall in love then serve her the tail-lights by stating that you can't allow her to come between you and your friend.