Showing posts with label teenage romance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teenage romance. Show all posts

Another: Parents Hate My Baby Daddy

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- my parents loved my babys dad at the time and they let him move in. And then when my son was born, he became sort of different and not the best father -BlahBlahBlah- not a good boyfriend -BlahBlahBlah- my parents kicked him out -BlahBlahBlah- we broke up. -BlahBlahBlah- my son is turning 2 next month, and my babys dad -BlahBlahBlah- truly belive he has changed and i love him -BlahBlahBlah- I truly believe we could be happy again. -BlahBlahBlah- son needs his father -BlahBlahBlah- he is not seeing him a lot now because i live with my parents. My parents are threatening to not pay for my college, take my car away that they bought, possible kick me out and not be here for me ever again. -BlahBlahBlah- now i am basically behind their back with him trying to figure something out. -BlahBlahBlah- i love my son and want the best for him and i feel that since my parents can provide for him then i should be here. But dont i deserve to be happy too? -BlahBlahBlah-


Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Nope, you do not deserve to be happy too.

You would deserve to be happy if you could find happiness within this sweet deal you're getting from your parents.

This has already been fucking covered.

"You deserve to be happy," is what a counselor says to you when you carry around a bunch of negative baggage. You won't hear a counselor say "You deserve to be happy - and gee - if trying to weigh your happiness against your family's wishes and baby's best interest, is bumming you out, then fuck it! Shit all over your network of support and go roll the dice with the guy who's already let you down."

Your priorities are fucked. Your reasoning is fucked. Your attitude towards your situation is reasonable for a girl your age. The-kid-needs-a-father bullshit is covered by your dad, and if your baby's dad is not coming over to visit, it's either because he's a lazy piece of shit, who doesn't make time to visit, or he's a corrosive piece of shit who has been 86'd by our parents.



My advice to you: Invent a pill that turns babies into puppies, or focus your energy away from your dirt-bag-baby-daddy and towards gaining some independence so your parents won't need to worry about your decision making.


Baby's Daddy Will Be Disowned By His Family

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- Im 17 years old. I was dating a guy from Saudi Arabia. We had sex a month ago. -BlahBlahBlah- This week I started getting morning sickness -BlahBlahBlah- I skipped my period. -BlahBlahBlah- I think I'm pregnant. -BlahBlahBlah- I am having a moral delima. -BlahBlahBlah- If i have this baby my ex bf will be kicked out of his family because in Saudi it's "illigal" for having a baby while underage and not married. -BlahBlahBlah- I need his help with this baby. -BlahBlahBlah- But he cares about his family so much. -BlahBlahBlah- I love him. I dont know what I should do -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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You're neglecting to consider how much a Saudi son has to lose when he's disowned by his family.

I'm pretty sure that he doesn't care that you, his ex, still love him.
He'd probably prefer that you don't keep the baby, and you needing him to raise the baby is pretty much not his concern.

What he's more likely concerned with is that you'll show up at his house, pregnant or with his child in tow.

This is a business decision that you're laying in his lap.

The facts are as follows: You're going to ruin everything for him, he will not be in your child's life AT ALL, and if he starts to suspect that you've got the idea that you can change any of this, he or someone in his family might begin plotting to throw your American-slut ass down a flight of fucking stairs.

I don't mean to come off as pro-abortion, but when the mother's life is in danger... I'm pretty sure he'll make it very clear that this is the case.



My advice to you: Blackmail him... for money, not for love; he will say anything to get you to terminate the pregnancy.



Parents Hate My Baby-Daddy

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- my parents hate my baby dad,, i am turning 18 in a few days and am a little over a month away from giving birth. -BlahBlahBlah- my baby dad is getting out of jail in 3 days -BlahBlahBlah- trying to do everything he can to make himself a better person by finding a job and getting his G.E.D..
-BlahBlahBlah- my parents are saying if i have any contact with him at all, they will kick me out and take my car away -BlahBlahBlah- this is the worst thing that could happen because i have no where to go -BlahBlahBlah- i cant really sneak around and see him because my parents are physco -BlahBlahBlah-
my baby dad lives in a trailer with his best friend and there is no room for another person -BlahBlahBlah- my baby dad is adopted so the most important thing to him is to be there for his child, -BlahBlahBlah- i love him more then -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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It is sort of unfair that before your folks let you get knocked up by a jail-bound dropout they forgot to mention that they're gonna get all parenty once you have the kid.

Look idiot, you're already making out like a bandit. You get to have a baby, a car and your parents will support you financially. Why would you want to fuck that up?

You might think that getting pregnant and taking abor/doption off the table means that you're grown up, but all it really means is that you're an irresponsible child who's been making shit decisions and bouncing back on your parents' dime.

Sadly, your kid won't have that option, once you tell your parents to fuck off.

Also, your boyfriend couldn't even handle high school. What makes you think he won't drop out of being a parent? Not being able to provide for your child, because your criminal record keeps you from getting a decent job, is pretty fucking embarrassing. How long do you think he's going to do that to himself?


My advice to you: Give your boyfriend a year to get his G.E.D. and find steady work. Your parents will probably be cool with that because they know that in three months he won't have made any progress and hopefully you'll side with the baby's best interest.


Is This a Trap?

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- in my Algebra 2 class I was talking to one of my friends about nerds & runescape, -BlahBlahBlah- i used to play it a lot. Well, today this really hott, popular, senior guy comes up to me and is like "do you play runescape?" -BlahBlahBlah- confused i stuttered and said "uhh....kinda" -BlahBlahBlah- he asked for my runescape name, and he gave me his too. -BlahBlahBlah- He said i should start playing again -BlahBlahBlah- I am not popular, or that pretty, and i'm just so confused on why he would even talk to me in the first place. -BlahBlahBlah- Is this some kind of sick joke to get me to like him and than he'll fuck me over? -BlahBlahBlah- maybe he thinks i'm really easy because my reputation is kind of whorish. -BlahBlahBlah-

^^^ Doug
^^im on the right

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Something you should know about movies is that they're fake and mainly written by men who didn't function well in high school. There is no elite clique of popular kids plotting to ruin your prom. I promise.

Something you should know about boys is that they jack off... all the time.
Sometimes they jack off to porn, sometimes they jack off to the yearbook and sometimes they jack off in bed with their eyes closed.

When in bed with the eyes closed, boys can't just lay back and M-bate; they have to think of something dirty. Many of these dirty thoughts are composed of memories from summers past, where they fingered a girl or got a half-job through their jeans. They're heavily rooted in reality because reality is the most fertile setting for the imagination.

Now it's likely that: Dude just really likes Runescape. But what I'm thinking is that he's M-bated a few times with you on the back of his eyelids.

For a white, teenager with a lot of computer time, you're like... perfect M-bate material. Your thin, exotic look, along with your low self esteem and whorish reputation make it way easy to dream up a fairly plausible scandal with a fuckable yet attainable girl from school.

Weaving that fantasy into Runescape will be like deep fried pornography for this kid.

Oh No! A handsome, white boy whose parents are probably rich might be stroking at you through Ventrilo!


My advice to you: Go for it! Just be sure you always log out before he does, and use the spice and ice approach to tease him into thinking he loves you.


Ex BF is Blackmailing Me

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- i am being abused by my ex boyfriend. -BlahBlahBlah- his name is johnny and since he was born he has allways been a lonely child -BlahBlahBlah- he had grandparents who gave him more love then his parents -BlahBlahBlah- he was a happy kid during that time. -BlahBlahBlah- one day a man robbed big y (which is near the grandparents house) and in a attempt to hide he broke into johnnys grandparents house not knowing that they were inside. when he seen them he stabbed them both (even though the grandma was in a wheel chair , she got stabbbed 14 times) and burned the house down to hide what he did. -BlahBlahBlah- tramatized. -BlahBlahBlah- after that his dad went to jail -BlahBlahBlah- johnny had so much pain he started smoking weed -BlahBlahBlah- all he did was sleep in class -BlahBlahBlah- than i come along. -BlahBlahBlah- ive been hurt by two guys before -BlahBlahBlah- I met johnny in 8th grade and i was attracted to him by his quiet nature -BlahBlahBlah- we became the bestest of friends, -BlahBlahBlah- he opened up to me and told me everything -BlahBlahBlah- i made it my duty to get him onto the right path -BlahBlahBlah- allways bringing up his life story, he likes feeling sorry for himself -BlahBlahBlah- we were very happy. -BlahBlahBlah- at home, johnnys life is very unstable -BlahBlahBlah- mom found out the dad was cheating -BlahBlahBlah- johnny got the beating. -BlahBlahBlah- another fight happened but johnny helped the mom since the dad was going to punch her. -BlahBlahBlah- ANOTHER FIGHT Happened -BlahBlahBlah- the dad strangled johnny -BlahBlahBlah- mom took the dads side. -BlahBlahBlah- it bothered johnny -BlahBlahBlah- at this point i trusted him alot alot like a dumm a@# and i took pictures for him (if u catch my drift) -BlahBlahBlah- johnny ran away from home. he stood over night in the woods and went to school the next day.i didnt know what happened -BlahBlahBlah- he didnt want to talk to any one -BlahBlahBlah- he broke up with me in a way that hurt. -BlahBlahBlah- EVERYDAY he blew up my phone asking for forgivness. i never got the space needed in order to heal and i was being presured. -BlahBlahBlah- wen we went back out everything was diffrent, -BlahBlahBlah- relationship was doomed, the only thing i wanted to save was the best friendship that based are relationship. -BlahBlahBlah- he didnt want that. -BlahBlahBlah- "when are you going to go back out with me" allways asking that. that got on my nevers. -BlahBlahBlah- during that time he ran away 3 times -BlahBlahBlah- he slept in the grave yard for 3 days next to his grandparents grave-BlahBlahBlah- still stalking me at school -BlahBlahBlah- he doesnt like that i play around with other guys and that i dont play around with him. -BlahBlahBlah- he made me miserable -BlahBlahBlah- he snaped. he rmeber the pics he had of me -BlahBlahBlah- he is threathing to show my family and the whole world-BlahBlahBlah- i have to everything he says. we r both in corss coutnry so we tried talking about it on the way to the teack (on the bus) -BlahBlahBlah- by you doing that it makes me not want to change, it makes me hate you! and he told me "i dont give a fuck, you dont have a cchoice now anyways". wen we got to the track (its ina forest) we were partnered and we went on r own.we argued -BlahBlahBlah- i blacked out and he saw how crazy i looked so he aprehaneded me. -BlahBlahBlah- "fuck u, i dont give a fuck about u and ur feelings no more. its all about mines now so do waht i say bitch". -BlahBlahBlah- i finally calmed down and on the bus i didnt want to sit next to him he grabed my arm and twisted it behind my back, nearly dislocating my shoulder -BlahBlahBlah- he let go and i had marks -BlahBlahBlah- im miserable. yesturday he wanted my myspace password -BlahBlahBlah- i deleted the account and gave him the password. -BlahBlahBlah- if he does this my whole life will be ruined -BlahBlahBlah- should i tell my family? johnny asked me if i would and i was like i dont know. he was like "i dont think you should beacuse -BlahBlahBlah- theres nothing u or anyone could do. ur on ur own so deal with it u stupid bitch. do as i say and obey u fucker"...i dont know what to do any more. please tell me something i can do that doesnt envole getting my family involved? -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Man, blackmailing someone who can't seem to conform must be fucking infuriating. If I were in his position, I'd text you a little reminder of what you're trying to keep from going public. Perhaps then, I'd be able to scare you into loving me.

Don't girls who cam nasty make guys promise to delete the pics?
He probably deleted them.

Keep in mind, he doesn't seem very confident in how powerful this threat should be. Why would he put his hands on you when he could punish you with a couple key strokes?

I think he's overplayed his bluff.

This dirty-pic, blackmail shit is probably happening in every school district in the western world. I'd be willing to bet that more often than not, the girls in this situation are being extorted for a whole lot worse than just acting like a better gf.

Frankly, your shit should be on the fucking news... with a happy ending... about a courageous young girl... who showed 100's of girls, in this same position, that this can be stopped.

You're in the power position here for two reasons. First: he really, really, really wants you to love him. Second: he's breaking the law.

It's pretty illegal to blackmail someone, but it's Super fucking illegal to possess naked pictures of underage girls. We're talking jail time, and a profile on family watchdog and all the other stuff intended to detour sex offenders.

Here's what you've gotta do. You need to get him on the phone, piss him off, and hang up on him. Let him blow up your phone until you get a text or VM mentioning the pics, your parents, or some variation of "you'll be sorry."

After that you call the cops.

I know this kid has a sob story, and I know you've got a bleeding heart, and I know you'd rather negotiate a ceasefire - or even try and blackmail him into getting straight A's - but that shit won't work. You're a grape and you'll fuck it up because rage always triumphs over fear.


My advice to you: Call the cops, write a motivational speech, work the school assembly circuit and waltz your way into a really prestigious university. (or just punk out and shoot him the link to this post)


Alcoholic Nightmare

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- there have been some good times, but i cant take the drinking anymore, shes 48, and drinks 2 gallons of vodka a week -BlahBlahBlah- coacaine, marijuana and a plethora of prescription drugs -BlahBlahBlah- my son and her daughter ages 15 are bf & gf -BlahBlahBlah- I dont want him dating her daughter, who is pretty much the defacto mother in their relationship -BlahBlahBlah- she will never evevr change and i cannot be around her -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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That's fucking Sick!!!! Way to create a situation that's completely out of your control. To bad you can't say No to the tainted nectar of Drunky Mctoots. Even if you cut ties with her, your son is now linked into that household like some booty-call Bat-Phone. Whether or not your son dates her daughter is not a decision you get to make. I really hope you didn't introduce those two. Don't you know that the daughters of trashy drug addicts are highly fertile?

My advice to you: Call the state on this lady and stop perving the slums with your son.