I'm Attracted to my Stepfather

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- I am 20 years old and my mother recently got married to a man who is 35 -BlahBlahBlah- he is very handsome. She is 39 and I was so happy for her. -BlahBlahBlah- We are very close and I came to her wedding a few months ago. -BlahBlahBlah- she had to go on a business -BlahBlahBlah- left us in Florida to take care of her home and pets. We got way too close and ended up having sex -BlahBlahBlah- I tried to stop it but the sexual tension made me keep going. -BlahBlahBlah- We promised each other it wouldn't happen again for her sake. The problem is 8 days have passed and I can't stop thinking about him or it. -BlahBlahBlah- I am attracted to my step-father and he won't stop looking at me. We even shared a kiss last night while my mother was taking a shower-BlahBlahBlah- I don't what to break her heart so I just think I need to move far away. -BlahBlahBlah- What should I do? -BlahBlahBlah-


Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Wow, you really fucked your mom over.

The concept that "sexual tension" defeated you is - and always will be - total bullshit. If you cling to that as an excuse, then even if you move far away, you'll still be fucking him on x-mas or whenever you come to town for a visit.

Now, if you feel bad for your mom, one of two things is going to have to occur in your brain. Either your subconscious will go "I'm a shitty, slutty girl who couldn't keep my legs closed and wrecked my mom's marriage," (and trust me that's not likely to happen) or your subconscious will go "I did this because, looking back, I had good reason to do it and my mom sorta deserved it."

Let your attraction to this guy - who went through with fucking his wife's daughter - indicate which method your subconscious has chosen to process this.

If you're willing to overlook how shitty of a husband this guy is, just think how easy it will be for your mom to place the blame on you for home-wrecking.

Either way, both you ladies are perfectly complacent with this asshole in your lives. Lets not be too worried about the integrity of the marriage and lets focus on your relationship with your mom.

If she finds out, you won't be any better off.

If you keep fucking her husband, you won't be any better off.

My advice to you: Keep your mouth shut, hate the guy who has been reckless with TWO relationships, and use anything but your pussy to drive a wedge between he and your mom.

Should I be the Bigger Man?

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- bad breakup with my girlfriend of three and a half years. She basically cheated on me -BlahBlahBlah- told me she wanted a break with no dating, then went on a date -BlahBlahBlah- left me for the guy. The guy is 7 years older than her and has taught her martial arts since middle school. -BlahBlahBlah- I went home for support through this, and subsequently a lot of people know the story. Now my ex, -BlahBlahBlah- is worried that word will get around to her parents in our hometown. We are both in college, she still lives at home when she's not at school, and is afraid her parents won't let her come back home or buy her the car she wants if they know. -BlahBlahBlah- My friend wants to send an anonymous letter to her parents to let them know the situation. -BlahBlahBlah-should I encourage my friend -BlahBlahBlah-



Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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That shit won't work.

Her parents will consider, no matter what, that you (the disgruntled boyfriend) could be the one sending the letter. Even having the parents assume that someone sent it on your behalf is going to discredit the letter.

Here's how the post letter conversation will go: "Hey, did you cheat on your boyfriend?"
"No! He thinks I did because he made it impossible for me to break up with him."
"It says here, you're also dating your Karate instructor."
"... ... I... I... I didn't feel safe," and then she'll pretend to cry.

For this letter to be effective, your only real option is to write it in the voice of a concerned party who's noticed that their daughter is dating her karate instructor. Being that no one cares when they see a Karate instructor eating dinner with his student, you'll have to lie about witnessing them car-fucking or something equally as scandalous, otherwise who gives a shit?

When it comes to lying in the letter, I highly advise you go with the car-fucking lie. Then, if her dad still gets her a new car, he'll get her a 2-seater so she can't fuck in it.

The chances of it actually working are not that great, but one thing is for certain, it's a total bitch move.



My advice to you: Grow some balls and take the highroad. Enroll in this dude's Karate class. If he turns you away, you still win and it will drive her crazy. It's a business decision so he's likely to take the bait. Then one day, you might get the chance to kick his ass and take his title... right in front of her.

Turned on by Cheating

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- I love my wife, yet one of the greatest turn-ons for me is cheating on her. -BlahBlahBlah- It's kind of like the ultimate forbidden passion for a betrothed soul. Even a brief flirtation -BlahBlahBlah- I find the allure of a forbidden liasion almost unbearable -BlahBlahBlah- is this the same for all married men ? The last thing in the world I want to do is hurt my wife -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Ever since the onset of your sexual identity, you've been pretty much devoted to finding someone to hump. I can't speak for any married man but I'd assume that it's difficult for most guys to phase out the behavior of always seeking a chick to bang.
Think of all the associations you were making with sex when you were ages 13-22.
A girl to hump is:
---A. of vital importance
---B. hard to achieve
---C. delightful to imagine
---D. impossible to predict
The woes of A and B are pretty much gone thanks to your wife. On the other hand, C and D are magnified thanks to your wife. And also keep in mind that your wife represents to the world that you're worth something in the eyes of a woman- so think about how much fun you had NOT getting laid when you were 16, then imagine the same strife only now you're older and fatter; that's you divorced for cheating.

My advice to you: Every time you M-bate, admit to yourself that you're happy you didn't actually cheat on your wife.