Getting Dogged and His Friend Wants Me

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- been dating this guy off and on for two years -BlahBlahBlah- he always cheated on me -BlahBlahBlah- got back together a few days ago and im already hearing shit from his close friend josh who wants me and travis to break up so he can have me -BlahBlahBlah- i told him we are only close friends and thats all we will ever be -BlahBlahBlah- he told me a few minutes ago that travis has another girlfriend -BlahBlahBlah- should i believe him or not i dont think he has ever lied to me before -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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First off, it doesn't matter what you tell these guys because they know that what you say is bullshit and sooner or later you'll bend over for them.

Next I'd like to point out the fundamental difference between these two phrases:
"[He wants me to break up with Travis] so I can be with him."
"[Blah Blah Blah] so he can have me."

Your phrasing illustrates the roll you play in this scenario. You're not a girl, you're a thing.

You're with Travis because he wears a gold chain and his brother's cologne. Enough girls want to be with him, and his friend probably has fucked up teeth or some ambiguous nickname like "Janks."

This guy is talking shit about Travis behind his back, and I'm pretty sure their friendship is not on the line. If you were Travis' bottom bitch, it would probably cause beef between them. But, this is more of a - one man's trash is another man's treasure - sort of scenario.

Homie is just looking for a dose of self esteem and you're his easiest opportunity.

This is also an opportunity for you to finally take control of a situation.



My advice to you: Get with Travis' friend. Play him like a puppet, do some damage to their friendship and like yourself a little better.

She Has a Boyfriend But

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- I bought my car from a local dealership-BlahBlahBlah- In the service department, works an absolutely stunning girl. -BlahBlahBlah- every time I -BlahBlahBlah-every time I -BlahBlahBlah- she will pretty much reciprocate anything I send her way. It seems to me more than -BlahBlahBlah- I finally managed to muster up the courage to -BlahBlahBlah- She replied by saying she has a boyfriend -BlahBlahBlah- However, even when I still go back, she’s very friendly smiley -BlahBlahBlah- I even had a good girlfriend of mine come with me to check her out-BlahBlahBlah- My friend told me that -BlahBlahBlah- adjusts hair, -BlahBlahBlah- clothes –-BlahBlahBlah- sign that a girl’s interested -BlahBlahBlah- seems she is drawn to me too -BlahBlahBlah- I really want to ask her out again, -BlahBlahBlah- I’m not trying to steal her from her current boyfriend. -BlahBlahBlah- I just want her to get to know me, and know what kind of a person I am. -BlahBlahBlah- I don’t want to be pushy or creepy which I’m afraid I will be. -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
--BlahBlahBlah--
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Some hot girl, who spends all day surrounded by car salesmen, is nice to you, and you think it's your lucky day.

She wants nothing to do with you dude. She prims herself because she's nervous. She's nervous because she's worried that the "I have a boyfriend," thing hasn't worked on you.
And it hasn't because you're a fucking creep.

My advice to you: Try the pushy route because creepy isn't working for you.