Showing posts with label If it bothers you that your son lusts after your wife you may find relief in knowing he'll probably lose interest around the same time you do.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label If it bothers you that your son lusts after your wife you may find relief in knowing he'll probably lose interest around the same time you do.. Show all posts

My Son Has a Penis

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah-13 year old son -BlahBlahBlah- He has an obvious sexual attraction to my new wife. She is 28, -BlahBlahBlah-he shows blatant signs of desire and want. Should I be concerned? What actions should she take? -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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If your relationship with a 28 year old woman isn't considered robbing the cradle (because you're of reasonable age) then your son is proof to the world that you were an oversexed teenager, who grew up to be a fucking hypocrite.

What action should your wife take? Your "New Wife?"
Are you asking because she's already on alert? That's nice. Nothing helps a boy's self esteem like living with a fox who thinks you're a creep.

And how the fuck did you pass the threshold of matrimony without this kid giving off signs that he wants to bone your girlfriend? Did you marry her during your sex tour of southeast Asia?

My advice to you: Let your son take a swing at bat AND THEN assess if you should feel threatened by a 13 year old's penis.