Impulsive Breakup Regret

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- I broke up with my bf on a night where i was really stressed out and I hadn't gotten any sleep in two days. And I was PMSing to add to the load. -BlahBlahBlah- He came to my house and canceled his day at work so that he could come and talk to -BlahBlahBlah- I was basically just pushing him away and telling him to leave me alone the whole time. -BlahBlahBlah- When he got home I changed my relationship status on facebook and then he changed his. -BlahBlahBlah- huge paragraph he sent to me on facebook about why i'm a terrible person. -BlahBlahBlah- i blocked him. -BlahBlahBlah- It's been almost a week, and I regret the whole thing. -BlahBlahBlah- I feel like he got over me in one week, when I made a bad decision on one night of carelessness. -BlahBlahBlah- And i'm scared to talk to him because it seems as though he doesn't even care about me anymore -BlahBlahBlah- he deleted me as a friend on facebook -BlahBlahBlah- it would be embarassing for him to readd me. -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Maybe you can have a mutual friend go to him and tell him that you're sorry and that you were tired and periody and you now regret breaking up. Then, you can side step any responsibility in the matter and get what you want!

When you turn into a shitty girlfriend on your period, then you're also a shitty girlfriend 3 whole fucking months a year!

Taking the day off of work to manage you while you were feral with hormones was pretty much the nicest thing he could have done for you. Obviously he already knows that chocolates don't work here because bitchy periods don't take bribes.

I know this might sound insensitive but you should really take a shot at trying to discipline that shit. Your period is not the Bat-phone to the soul; it's a flurry of chemicals which you can't handle nor clearly interpret. I can see how it's easy to make the mistake of thinking that your strong emotions, which some how got aimed at your boyfriend, were real emotions, but they weren't.

Case in point: This huge fuck up.



My advice to you: Try to condition yourself to interpret your PMS as the siren warning you that "OMG! I might never be able to keep a man!"

I Hate His Mom

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Dear Right Advice,

-BlahBlahBlah- i came into contact with a guy on (World of Warcraft) -BlahBlahBlah- started talking more and more -BlahBlahBlah- After a while he decides he wants to be with me i say yes, -BlahBlahBlah- My dad puts up the money (On his own will) and helps me out to get him out here. -BlahBlahBlah- It was amazing. That is until i learn he's got a horrible temper. -BlahBlahBlah-
After a long and grueling year and a half his mom puts him on the spot -BlahBlahBlah- forces him to decide to move to North Carolina -BlahBlahBlah- i get super depressed -BlahBlahBlah- she puts money up for me as a "companion" on the ticket -BlahBlahBlah-
After that horrific ride from ohio-nc i was given 97 dollars back. That of which i was not allowed to spend my own way. -BlahBlahBlah- I play WoW (world of Warcraft) and i wanted to buy some time for myself and an authenticator. I was not allowed because her husband hadn't played in over 2 years. -BlahBlahBlah- as soon as i get there i start making some opinions -BlahBlahBlah- HE GOES AND TELLS THEM EVERYTHING! -BlahBlahBlah- i was told by my boyfriend from his mother that if i wanted my money I'd have to buy a bus ticket and GO HOME. -BlahBlahBlah-
once we went to Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Cream. He likes KC and she likes DD. she bought him 2 and a half dozen of donuts for himself and herself and i picked out 3 plain to snack on thinking it was when i pleased. NOPE!! I HAD TO ASK EACH TIME I WANTED ONE AND EVEN THEN I WAS DENIED! -BlahBlahBlah- If i ask for a sandwich i have to tell her what meat, bread, if im going to use a specific kind of mustard because it might be the one HE LIKES. -BlahBlahBlah- She only bakes for him she'll bake 3 dozen cookies and then if i ask she'll say "yes" then it'll take her month to remember but int he mean time she'll remember to bake him 3 extra fucking portions. Now, mind you this. I don't care if don't get the damned cookies but it does upset me that she'd say yes and do nothing. -BlahBlahBlah-


Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Your fat, spoiled, enraged boyfriend is a mama's boy... and his mom hates you. Yet, your biggest problem is that you feel entitled to their fucking pastries.

I gather that you're probably happiest not being out in public. I also suspect that there's no real incentive for you to need a job, so lets rule out you making your own money.

I really hate to play the enabler, but you know that you can call your dad and have him wire you some donut money, right?

I know that this boyfriend is probably the best thing that's ever happened to you, but the people you've grown dependent upon, are pretty fucked up.

Yeah, it's totally fine to focus on how much these people suck, but take a little time to consider where you can improve.



My advice to you: Level up, irl.

Annoying Brother

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- he is way annoying. He does this stupid little thing were he doesnt like to be alone. -BlahBlahBlah- I couldnt even take a showere today becuase he wanted to be in there! Hes 8 for crying outloud! -BlahBlahBlah- What do I do. He acts like a total baby. -BlahBlahBlah- I have to babysit him all week! like an 8 our job! -BlahBlahBlah- I cant stand him, -BlahBlahBlah-

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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Most of his anxiety probably stems from the television, so the damage has been done. Another side to this is that he wants to be captivated. Do you remember what it was like to be 8? It fucking SUCKED. None the less the kid needs some sort of reassurance on some sort of level and most often when you want a kid to break a habit you captivate them so to detour that behavior and take his mind off of it.

Hmm, if only there were something that you could use to captivate an 8 year old's attention yet at the same time make him want to go out of sight. Oh wait, there is... it's called Fire.

My advice to you: Give him a primer in fire safety and clearly state that he's never-ever supposed to play with fire... then hide a couple books of matches around the house for him to find.