Virgin Can't Stay Hard

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Dear Right Advice,
-BlahBlahBlah- she wants to have sex with me and im a virgin -BlahBlahBlah- during oral i can stay hard really hard and when i go to put the condom on i get soft -BlahBlahBlah- i used to masterbate alot all the time but i stoped -BlahBlahBlah- thought if i would do that then i could stay hard -BlahBlahBlah- over come my stress and my shyness -BlahBlahBlah- get so mad at my self i start to cry when i cant give her what she wants..(yes she has had sex twice) -BlahBlahBlah- is there foods out there that i cant try or something that dont have to involve a credit card or ur parents finding out i dont want my mom to know im this way i really want to have sex with her too but i cant stay hard could u please give me some advice (please)

Sincerely,
-BlahBlahBlah-
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I try to stay true to redacting all the bullshit from people's letters, but the end of yours was so adorably retarded that I had to share it with everyone. Oddly enough, refusing to use commas, and wanting to have sex with your mom are behaviors which are not 100% mutually exclusive.

My advice to you: The food you're looking for, which will help you get over your shyness/stress and prime you to fuck, is called booze.